Many a pimple-faced, Bow-struck Boy Scout has been known to amble about singing this ditty:
Bunkers, grab your sacks! -
Camping with our gal Clara is a moving experience! Don't miss out on this opportunity to learn the ropes from one of Hollywood's elite ukists.
(sung to the tune "Sunny Side of the Street" . . . almost)
Forget your socks and get your mats -
Truck on down to the rec hall -
Jump in the lagoon with Clara -
The uketting flapper -
Of film-time Friday nights!
Accordion' to one savvy, salivatin' beau: "It's because of Clara that 'ukulele' is synonomous with 'sex appeal.'"
