Jordan was born hairless and without bark--what we call "a naked bud." He comes from a short line of axillary steel players: Bud Isaacs, Bud Tutmarc, Buddy Emmons, and Big Bud Hickory. Best known for his rendition of "Those Were The Days," which he accomplishes with rousing "hotcha-cha," he is a simple man who enjoys sleeping in his breakfast.

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