..listen darlin', get yerself outa them cold clothes and climb on in to a hot wahine. Wahines were born on a sultry mornin' in New Orleans and have the gay scent of Mardi Gras on their fiery breath. What?! Gotta drive? Let me give you the recipe and you can whip one up when you get home:

The Hot Wahine


coffee, day-old and cold
rum
milk, fresh
chocolate syrup
ice


Mix ingredients to taste...
pour in coffee mug and relax.
rinse, repeat as necessary.